"BROOKE DAVIS - sleeping. (Away)"

I'm really not sleeping though. After an hour and five minutes (to be exact) of tossing and turning in my bed.. trying to fall asleep with the heater ON, then OFF, blanket ON, then OFF, radio ON, radio OFF, one pillow, two pillows, THREE pillows, none! Lamp on, Lamp off, door open, door closed, socks on, socks off.. Why is it such a mission to get some damn sleep at night? When in doubt BLOG... so here I am at 3:08 in the morning.. useless blogging thinking maybe.. just maybe typing in the darkness of my room will help me sleep? Oh and for those who actually found my previous blog amusing, thanks? I've decided to keep it up, FOR NOW! And I came across something really funny & true the other day:

Rules for women

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.
2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
20. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
21. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
22. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
23. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
25. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
26. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

And to end off a random blog..
Pictures of my random baking urges!


KAE & DANNA'S POST EASTER CAKE!


MY NAVY CUP CAKE!

Liquid Courage.

So they say when you're drunk, you find the courage to just say some straight up silly things. Silly... but true things. So I figured a few beers into the night, why not blog? My head is actually spinning and I can't even feel how fast my fingers are hitting this keyboard. I also feel that build up of sickness in my stomach, but I'm gooooooooood :) So since I'm so frikken delusional right now, I have no idea what I'm blogging about.. I'm kind of trying to kill time while I think of something to write about. I'll wake up tomorrow and read this and think about what an idiot I am for posting this and maybe even delete it. But for those fortunate enough to read my blog while this is up, here's some liquid courage for yaaaah!!

I miss school. Yessss... I miss school. I miss having a pencil case, I miss writing the date down on every piece of paper I recieve, I miss doodling on notebooks, I even miss writing due dates down in my agenda.

Along with school, I miss my boyfriend. And because of it I find myself doing some of the lamest things to keep myself occupied. I do "Variety Word Puzzles & Games" til 2 in the morning, I google stupid stupid STUPID things all the time, and I e-mail him everyday not even knowing if he gets them :(. (FUCK! I'm gunna regret all this in the morning)

I'm frustrated with the following things: My hair and it's large mass, my weight and IT'S large mass, my driving lessons and it's leennnngtthhh.. i just wanna drive, my job and it's lack of pay, exams and how it's taking my friends away from me, and last but not least with the weather and how it's taking forever to get hot. I just wanna show off my ugly but well painted toe nails. :(

MOOOOSSSTTTT REDICULOUSLY POINTLESS BLOG EVER IN LIFE.
It should be gone the next time I log on, but for now...

I'm just about ready to pass out. GOOD NIGHT!

MEN > BOYS

This one’s inspired by my recent findings…
In the least cockiest and trashiest way, I think it’s safe to say I’ve “dealt” or “checked” or “been” (your pick) with my fair share of boys. But not until you really see what guys are capable of once they become real men, can you really pass judgment on all guys.

“Boys will be boys”? No shit Sherlock, go find yourself a man!

I’m not trying to make anyone look bad, but chances are if you feel offended by this, you’re with or still are a “boy”. You always hear the “good guys” say, “Good guys always finish last”. News flash… it’s things like that, that set men apart form boys. Men don’t have time to mope around and compare themselves to other guys. They find no need to put themselves on pedestals, flagging down a girl to see how “good” they really are. A man shows confidence in what he has to offer, and will be himself whether a girl likes or dislikes what she sees because in the end he knows he’s doing things for himself and doesn’t need comparison or to put up a façade to get a girl’s attention. Basically what I’ve come to find is that…

A man will make you feel secure without constantly telling you he loves you, but still says it at times where it matters. When you just finished arguing, and you say “I’m going to sleep now, I’ll talk to you tomorrow” (and still secretly want him to call you back) A man wont because instead of falling for your reverse psychology, he takes you seriously and respects what you want. So instead of calling you back, he’ll wait until the morning and check up on you then. A man will show he’s attracted to you without needing to be physical or intimate. A man wont be afraid to say he’s sorry and admit his faults without expecting you to do the same. A man isn’t afraid to call you out when you’re being stupid, but can care about you enough to help you be better and support you. A man can be apart from you but never lose sight of why he’s with you because he likes you for the person that you are (which for the most part doesn’t change) , and not “the idea of you” (which can easily change). A man doesn’t tell you everything you want to hear because he’ll show you, and if he falls short and leaves you un-sure, he may not catch on to your subtle hints, instead he’ll expect you to tell him straight up so he can be better. A man wont count or keep track of good thing he’s done for you, he’ll never remember because he did them subconsciously. A man does those things not because it makes him feel like a “better boyfriend” but because making you happy makes him happy.

Pretty much sounds like a dream guy huh?… but they’re out there! Ladies be patient and wait for him. Maybe he’s the boy that’s standing right in front of your face, he just needs time. So at the end of the day good guys don’t finish last… men do because like I said they’re not flagging a girl down to get noticed. Think about it…

GOOD NIGHT!

Fast Forward.

May 14th come sooner!
Blogspot you can be my boyfriend until then.
See you tomorrow, sweet dreams :)